A class, somewhere in the US. .
It was English, and Johnny was sitting in his desk with an embarassed look
on his face. The teacher was asking children if they could give an example
of a sentence with the word definately in it. Finally, she asked Johnny.
Johnny smiled, sweat running down his forehead.
"Then I definately just shat myself."
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