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A class, somewhere in the US. .

It was English, and Johnny was sitting in his desk with an embarassed look on his face. The teacher was asking children if they could give an example of a sentence with the word definately in it. Finally, she asked Johnny. Johnny smiled, sweat running down his forehead.
"Do farts have lumps?" He asked. The whole class cracked up. After the laughing had stopped, the teacher replied. "No." Johnny slumped down in his chair.

"Then I definately just shat myself."

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