A class, somewhere in the US. .
It was English, and Johnny was sitting in his desk with an embarassed look
on his face. The teacher was asking children if they could give an example
of a sentence with the word definately in it. Finally, she asked Johnny.
Johnny smiled, sweat running down his forehead.
"Do farts have lumps?" He asked. The whole class cracked up. After the
laughing had stopped, the teacher replied. "No." Johnny slumped down in
his chair.
"Then I definately just shat myself."
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