A guy walks in to a bar and orders a Bud Light.
The bartender says "Whats up, you never drink Bud Light?"
The guy says "Last night I drank 15 Coors, went home and blew chunks."
The bartender says "Anyone would blow chunks after 15 beers."
The guy says "You don't understand, "Chunks" is the name of my dog!"
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