Insurance sales pitch:
Supposing, God Forbid, that anything should happen to your car or, God Forbid, your house or even you, God Forbid?
Supposing a terrible tornado hit just two days after you had fractured your wrist in a skiing accident, and while you were trying to clear away some of the considerable debris, using your one good arm as best you could, a gang of rotten thieves came and stole your last remaining items of value? Well we want to be there. We want to take your troubles and make them ours, God Forbid.
An Insurance Claim:
Mel Galloparo here. . . Oh really? Gee, that's too bad. Anything of value taken? . . . Oh really? Gee, that's too bad. Well all you need to do is to send us a photograph of the burglar and . . . You didn't? I'm afraid that makes things more complicated. All right, for now just send us snapshots of all the stolen items and . . . You don't? Hmmmm. Okay, I tell you what: just have all your bills of sale notarized and send. . . Well, where are they, then?. . . It seems to me you're trying to make it as difficult as possible for us to consider your claim.
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