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'If You Are Unhappy' Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard; he was nearly frozen to death. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow, and so the sparrow thought it was the end. However, the manure warmed him, and also defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleaned away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him. The Moral of the Story:

  1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.

  2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.

  3. Last but not least, if you are warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.

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