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#60911300-P FRENCH UNDERGROUND ARMY KNIFE Seventy-two different functions in one compact pocket model -- THE KNIFE, of finest French underground steel. Unfold it bit by bit: it's a hacksaw, a double-edged hatchet, a portable wireless, even a lavatory, all in an instant! Flick the appropriate blade, and voila! You have a vegetable scraper and pineapple corer. Plus all the standard features you expect in such a knife: scissors, nail file and escargot extractor. Our newest model features a complete set of tools for wilderness survival: car jack, socket wrenches and lug nut remover. What more can we say? It's all here in one clever, compact model, featuring elegant, versatile chrome and black enamel finish. TOTAL COST: $29.95, includes 72 multi-purpose functions and accessories. SHIPPING WEIGHT: 45 lbs.
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