When I recently bought a t-shirt from a company called "East Beach", it came with this instruction sheet, which I found amusing:
Operating Instructions:
1. Pull garment on over head, placing arms through appropriate openings.
2. Finish with label at back of collar with design facing out.
Fashion note - tail can be worn out for casual or tucked in for formal
3. Wear shirt to pre-determined occasion.
Important note - remove all tags or labels, such as this one, before
wearing in public
4. After shirt is sufficiently soiled, place in washing machine (note - for best results remove shirt)
5. Leave the shirt just the way you removed it - inside out. Wash warm
water/cool rinse.
Note - Xtreme shirts are NOT underwear - don't let your mother throw it
in hot water, and keep her away from the bleach
6. Dry on low heat, air or line dry.
7. Return garment to right-side out and repeat step 1.
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