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When I recently bought a t-shirt from a company called "East Beach", it came with this instruction sheet, which I found amusing: Operating Instructions: 1. Pull garment on over head, placing arms through appropriate openings.
2. Finish with label at back of collar with design facing out.
3. Wear shirt to pre-determined occasion. 4. After shirt is sufficiently soiled, place in washing machine (note - for best results remove shirt)
5. Leave the shirt just the way you removed it - inside out. Wash warm
water/cool rinse.
6. Dry on low heat, air or line dry. 7. Return garment to right-side out and repeat step 1.
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