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The new milatary instructor was assigned to teach Private Albert, a new and not-too-bright soldier how to navigate by finding the North Star. He did his best, but he could see it wasn't getting through, so he just hoped no-one would test the new guy. A couple of weeks later, during a long march by night, the sergeant remembers that Albert wasn't tested yet. So he halts the platoon and asks, "Private Albert, where's the North Star?" Private Albert looks hard at the sky for a long time, and finally declares, "We've already passed it, sergeant!"
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