An Airforce man, an Army man and a Marine are in a bar. The Army man gets frisky and throws his beer bottle into the air, takes his M-16, shouts "I'm all I can be" and shoots the bottle. The Marine see's the Army grunt, throws his beer bottle into the air, takes his M-16, screams "I'm the few, and the proud", and shoots his bottle.
The Air Force gentleman see's what the two next to him have done, throws his bottle into the air, takes his M-16, shoots both the Army guy and the Marine and yells "It doesn't get any better than this".
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