Lee Trevino, the famous golfer, pulls into a gas station in his new Cadillac.
He goes to pay for his gas and as he pulls out his wallet some tees fall out.
The guy behind the counter says "What are those for?"
Trevino says "Those are to support my balls when I'm driving"
The guy behind the counter says "Boy those Cadillac guys think of everyhting!"
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