A fellow took his pet monkey to the local Bar with him. While he was conversing with the bar tender the monkey was playing around the pool table.
Suddenly the bar tender said HEY! your monkey just swallowed my "Q" ball and they are expensive. The customer said "Don't worry I'll monitor what comes through him and when the "Q" ball comes through I will wash it and bring it back to you.
Several days later the fellow brought the "Q" ball back to the bar. While he and the bar tender were conversing about the events of the last several days the monkey started eating the free peanuts on the bar.
But he was doing something strange. The monkey would take a peanut stick it in his ass then swallow it.
The bar tender asked, do you see what your monkey is doing?
The fellow said "Yes, ever since he swallowed your 'Q' ball He's been measuring everything.
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