One day a man had a car accident, got hurt, and lost his job. Well, some monks felt sorry for him and gave him the job of ringing the church bell every Sunday.
One day, as the man wheeled himself up to the rope attached to the bell, he tugged on it and it broke. He didn't want to lose his job so he climbed up three flights of stairs and got to the bell.
First he tried to push it, then hit it, but he had no leverage. So he decided to hit it with his head. He started a rhythm and it worked!
But after a few rings, he became dizzy and accidentally fell down the tower and died.
When the monks arrived they called the police and one policeman stood up and said, "Does anyone know who this man is?"
One monk stepped forward and said, "I don't know his name, but his face sure rings a bell!"
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