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A grandma was making her grandkids pea soup and she ran out of peas so she used bee-bee's. All 3 grandkids came down and ate the soup. Then they all went back upstairs. The first kid came down and said "Grandma Grandma I went to the bathroom and Bee-Bees came out." The second kid came down and said "Grandma Grandma, I went to to the bathroom and Bee-Bees came out." The third kid came down and said "Grandma Grandma...." But Grandma cut him off and said "Let me guess you went to the bathroom and Bee-Bees came out?" He said "No, I farted and shot the dog!"
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