A primary school teacher related this tale after another class returned from a trip to a working farm:
The teacher asked little David if he had enjoyed the trip.
"Yes it was great -- we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f**kers."
Teacher: "Er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a f**ker?"
David: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk"
Teacher: "But who said they were called, er, f**kers?"
David: "That was our teacher. Well, actually she called them "effers", but we all knew what she meant."
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