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A grizzly bear walks into a bar and sits down at the counter and asks the bartender for a drink. The Bartender replys "We don't serve bears in this bar. Now get!" "You better serve me a drink or I'll eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." the bear replied. "I don't care what you do, we don't serve bears in this bar." So the bear mozies to the end of the bar and gobbles up the woman. "There, I ate the lady, now you better serve me a drink, or you're next!" "Oh, I don't think you be doing much of anything in a few minutes." "Why's that?" the bear asked. "That was the barbituate (bar bitch you ate)!"
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