A burglar broke into a house. While ransacking the house he heard a voice "God is watching you!" the voice said.
Startled, the burglar looked around and saw nothing and surmised he must be hearing things and went about his business of looting the place.
Again he heard a voice saying "God is watching you!" Looking around this time he saw a parrot in a cage in the corner of the room. Walking up to the parrot he said "Did you say that"?
The parrot replied "Yes"
"What's your name"? said the burglar.
The parrot replied "Rover".
The burglar exclaimed "What kind of people would name their parrot Rover"?
The parrot replied "Probably the same ones that named their Doberman 'God!'"
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