A man went to his dentist because his dentures were coming apart and causing major pain. The dentist couldn't understand why until he asked the fellow about foods he was eating.
"My wife is taking a cooking class," he told the dentist. "She learned to make Hollandaise sauce, and I love it so much I've been putting it on everything I eat these days."
"That's the trouble," the doctor told him. "Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is corroding the metal holding your dentures together. I'll make you a new plate out of chrome."
"Why chrome? That's very expensive!"
"Because," the dentist said, "everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
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