Mefco's Random Joke Server

Mefco's 
    Random Joke Server


home
joke topics
funny stories
submit a joke
mailing list

advertise
about us
Prestige Mall

We would not be here without your support. If you enjoy our jokes, please make a PayPal donation to us by clicking on the small logo above. Please give whatever you think appropriate.

Mefco's 
    Random Joke Server

next joke|back to topic list

Castaway

He grabbed me round my slender neck,
I could not call or scream,
He dragged me to his dingy room,
where we would not be seen.

He tore away my flimsy wrap,
And looked upon my form.
I was cold, damp and scared,
while he was wet and warm.

His feverish lips he pressed to mine,
I could not make him stop.
He drained me of my very self,
I gave him every drop.


He made me what I am today,
That's why you find me here.
A broken bottle, cast away,
that once was full of beer.

home | advertise | about us
joke topics | funny stories | submit a joke | contributors
prestige mall | mailing list

Copyright © 2000 Mefco, Inc., All rights reserved. E-mail: info@randomjoke.com
Design by Neuco Image Group, Inc.
"Mefco" and "Mefco's Random Joke Server" are trademarks of Mefco, Inc.
Privacy Policy       Disclaimer