A pig went into a bar and ordered 100 beers and said where's your Bathroom?
The next day another pig came in and said give me 200 Beers, and said where's your Bathroom?
The next day another pig came in and said give me 300 beers and said where's your bathroom?
The next day a fourth pig came in and said give me 400 beers and said where's your bathroom?
And then the next day a fifth pig came in and said give me 500 beers. The bartender said "Aren't you going to go to the Bathroom?"
And the pig said "No, I'm the 5th pig and I go wee wee all the way home."
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