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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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