Seems this guy is watching TV when there's someone knocking at his door. He opens the door, and no one is there. This happens a couple of times, and each time he opens the door he's getting more annoyed. Then, as he's about to slam the door shut for the third time, he happens to see a huge snail sitting on the doormat. Grimacing, he picks it up and throws it across the street into a field.
A few years go by, and one evening he once again hears a knocking on his door, opens it up and no one is there! Looking down, he sees a snail sitting on the doormat again, but this time the snail is looking back at him.
"So," the snail sneers. "And what the fuck was that all about?"
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