A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, contentedly munching on a lettuce leaf.
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
"This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?", the rabbit replied.
"Uh, yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing".
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