Top 10 ways to know that your company is a suicidal cult.
- Conference room names are, Waco, Jonestown, and Rancho Santa Fe.
- You notice Hale-Bopp is one of the final schedule milestones.
- Relocation plan is to die for.
- There is only one company meeting in the schedule.
- Answering machine message says that no one is in but if you need to reach us take phenobarbital and vodka.
- Company snacks come with instructions.
- Home page has links to all major pharmaceutical companies.
- New company product doubles as a cremation urn.
- Stockholders are referred to as beneficiaries.
- Employee badge doubles as a toe tag.
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