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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, age 5 and Ryan, age 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity to teach a moral lesson and said, "If Jesus were sitting here, he would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can eat when he is finished.' So Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus."
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