A physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician were all zapped up by a UFO and studied by the aliens. One of the situations given was that the three men were placed at one end of a long hallway and a nubile, young, nude woman was at the other. The men were told that a bell would ring at a constant interval. Within that interval, they were allowed to move half the distance from wherever they stood to the woman. If they went too far or didn't go far enough, a laser would shoot them dead. At the first bell, the engineer took off. The mathematician and physicist tried to tell him that there was no way he could make it to the woman. The engineer replied, "Sure, but soon I'll be CLOSE ENOUGH!"
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