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Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.

The first was an IBM employee who said his dog was an excellent craftsman. His dog was named "T-squared", and he told his dog to go to the blackboard and draw a square, a circle, and a triangle which the dog did with no problem.

The Ford employee's dog was named "Slide Rule", and he claimed his dog could do calculations. He told him to go fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back and divide them into four piles of three each, which the dog did without eating a crumb.

The Bell Atlantic employee said that was all pretty good and started to show what his dog "Measure" could do. He told him to go buy a quart of milk and pour exactly seven ounces of it into a 20 ounce glass, which the dog did without spilling a drop.

The three of them agreed that their dogs were all pretty smart and all wanted to see what the Government employee's dog could do. The Govenment employee snapped his fingers and his dog "Coffee Break", strolled over, pissed on the blackboard, ate the cookies, drank the milk, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed a Workman's Compensation form and went home on sick leave.

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