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Microsoft Corp today announced that they would purchase the source the PenPoint operating system for the value of one of Bill Gates eye-lashes (est. value $1.3 million). Gates was quoted as saying "we are only doing what the consumer has asked us to do: ship huge, bloated, bug-ridden programs while using every trick in the book to kill our competitors. As an example of our progress, consider Windows CE which paints the screen slower on a 75 MHz MIPS RISC processor than the 16 MHz 68000 in the Palm Pilot, while sucking the batteries dry in a tenth of the time."

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