One day President Clinton was visiting Queen Elizabeth and she decided to take him for a tour of London in the Royal Carriage. Now the carriage was being pulled by six Royal Stallions and one of them suddenly passed gas. It sounded like a twenty one gun salute it was so loud. The smell permeated the inside of the carriage and the Queen was totally devastated.
"I appoligize profusely for the terrible smell inside the carriage", she said.
"Oh, that's alright", said the President, for a minute there I thought it was the horse.
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