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The Top 10 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO
- Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
- Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when
you enter the trailer park."
- Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
- Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
- Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple
a day."
- Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave
to Goodwill last month.
- "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is
not a typo.
- The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
- With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different
colors with little "m"s on them.
And the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO......
- You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct
tape.
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