Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Investment Banker fresh out of Harvard, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Investment Banker said, "In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefit's package."
The Human Resources Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years, say, a red Corvette?"
The Invstement Banker sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"
And the Human Resources Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."
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