Dr. Stranton died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. While trying to get through, he was stopped by St. Peter. "Now hold on," said the M.D. "I'll have you know I was the biggest specialist in Chicago. You've got to let me in."
"Sorry," said St. Peter. "You have to go to the rear of the line and wait your turn."
Dr. Stranton moved to the back of the queue and stood there. Suddenly, he spotted a man dressed in a green operating outfit, wearing a surgical mask and a stethoscope, walk past him and then straight through the Pearly Gates.
Stranton rushed up to St. Peter and shouted, "what's the meaning of this? I was here before that man. How dare you let him in?"
"Sorry," explained St. Peter. "That's God. You see, he thinks he's a doctor."
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