Koster had an operation and was coming out of the ether. He looked at the two other patients in nearby beds and said, "Thank God that's over!"
"Don't be too sure," said Benson in the next bed, "they left a sponge in me and had to cut me open again."
Rankin in a bed on the other side of Koster added, "They had to open me up too, just to recover one of their instruments."
Just then the doctor stuck his head in the door and called, "Anyone seen my hat?"
Koster fainted.
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