"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle at a fundraising event for the United Negro College Fund. He was attempting to quote the line "a mind is a terrible thing to waste"
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