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Reading the church bulletin isn't always just informative - it can be
entertaining if put in the proper perspective. These are actual
Announcements Taken from Church Bulletins:
- Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
- Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
- The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David
Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
- This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of
the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
- Tuesday at 4PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving
milk will please come early.
- Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing
"Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.
- Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All
wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private
study.
- This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and
lay an egg on the altar.
- The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies
will start (quietly) and the rest of the congregation will join in.
- Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of
the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will
come forward and get a piece of paper.
- The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they
may be seen in the church basement Friday.
- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
- Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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