A fellow dies and end's up going to hell. When he get's there he is greated by Satan. Satan tell's the man, "You know this place is not as bad as you thought it was".
The man replies "What do you mean?"
Satan explains "Well, in Hell, you can party all you want, have all the sex you desire and pleasure yourself all you want for all of eternity."
Satan also adds "There's only one condition to all this pleasure: see that corner over there where that dark grey cloud is, never go there".
The man asks "Why not?"
"Don't ask," says Satan, "just don't go overthere."
After a while the man's curiosity is too much and he ends up in the corner where the grey cloud is. He looks down and sees a bottomless pit of fire.
Satan rushes over and says, "I warned you not to come over here. Now you will have to leave."
Devastated, the man asked "Before I go, please tell me, what is this place?"
Satan replied "Ah, the Catholics invented this pit...".
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