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To make it possible for everyone to attend church next
Sunday, my brother Frank's Church is going to have a
special No Excuse Sunday.
- Cots will be placed in the vestibule for those who
say that Sunday is the only day they can sleep in.
- We will have steel helmets for those who say the
roof would cave in if they ever came to church.
- Blankets will be furnished for those who think the
church is too cold and fans for those who say it is
too hot.
- We will have hearing aids for those who say the
Pastor speaks too softly - and cotton for those who
say he preached too loudly.
- Score cards will be available for those who wish to
list the hypocrites present.
- Some relatives will be in attendance for those who
like to go visiting on Sundays.
- There will be TV dinners for those who can't go to
church and cook dinner too.
- One section will be devoted to trees and grass for
all those who like to seek God in nature.
- Finally, the sanctuary will be decorated with both
Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who
have never seen the church without them.
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