Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
Because he was holding onto the first one.
Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
Because he thought it was a game.
Why did the tree fall down?Beause it thought it was an elephant.
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