What goes:
SHHH...SHHH...SHHH
SHHH...SHHH...SHHH
SHHH...SHHH...SHHH
(a cheerleader at a golf match)
What goes:
HISSS...KNOP
HISSS...KNOP
HISSS...KNOP
(two snakes playing ping-pong)
What goes:
SCRITCH...SCRITCH...SCRITCH...
SCRITCH...SCRITCH...SCRITCH...
SCRITCH...SCRITCH...SCRITCH...SPLASH
(a cat sharpening it's claws an a water bed)
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