What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
- They're both purple, except the elephant.
What Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
- "Here come the elephants."
What did Jane say when she say the elephants coming?
- "Here come the grapes." Jane was color blind
What did Boy say when he saw the elephants wearing sunglasses?
- Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
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