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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? - They're both purple, except the elephant. What Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? - "Here come the elephants." What did Jane say when she say the elephants coming? - "Here come the grapes." Jane was color blind What did Boy say when he saw the elephants wearing sunglasses? - Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
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