Mefco's Random Joke Server - Signs of Our Times

next joke|back to topic list

First-hand knowledge of domestic affairs
Pay is lousy, but the hush money is great
Gives new meaning to MTV slogan ``Rock the Vote''
Observe the President's commitment to young people first hand
Learn intricacies of statutory rape law
Have President chase around desk brandishing his `subpoena'
President tells you he really wants you on his staff
Try out JFK's legendary rocking chair
Have President introduce you to his `special investigator'
Find out what a politician means when he says he's been polling his constituents

Over 285,799,933 Jokes served.