When Chelsea Clinton was young she walked in on her mom getting out of the shower. Pointing to her chest she asked her "What are those?"
Hiliary's response was "Oh honey, those are my breasts."
Chelsea asked "Will I get breasts?"
"Yes, when you're older." said Hillary.
A day or two later Chelsea walked in on her dad getting out of the shower. Pointing towards his penis, she asked "What's that?"
Bill responded "Oh honey, that's my penis."
Chelsea asked "Will I get a penis?"
Bill responded, "Yes, when your mother leaves."
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