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Bill Clinton is sitting next to a White House intern one day at a gathering. The President says to her, "Would you like to come to the Oval office and see my clock?"

She says, "No, Mr. President, I don't think so."

The President replies, "Please. I'd really like to show it to you."

"No, Mr. President, I really can't."

"Come on. Come and see my clock. It'll only take a minute."

"All right. If it won't take long."

They go to the Oval Office. The President sits down, unzips his pants, and pulls out his dick.

The intern says, "That's not a clock, it's a cock."

To which the President says, "If you put two hands and a face on it, it's a clock sweetheart."

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