There's a woman and two men. The woman says she is the most beatiful person in the world. The first man says that he is the strongest man on the earth. The second man says that he has had the most sex in the world. But then all three disagree about one another and so the three go to the wizard. The woman went in and asked the wizard if she is the most beatiful woman in the world and the wizard said that she was. Then the first man went in and asked the wizard if he was the stongest man in the world and the wizard that he was. Then the second man went in and asked the wizard if he had the most sex in the world,but instead the second may came out and said "Who is Bill Clinton?"
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