A man walks into a diner and orders a hamburger. As he is waiting for his food, he notices that the cook is flattening the raw hamburger patties by placing them under his armpits and squeezing with his arm. He calls the manager over and points out what the cook is doing.
The manager replies, "Oh, that's nothing. You ought to see how he prepares the donuts!"
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