A guy walks into a burlesqe house and says to the owner "Give me your best whore with blonde hair, big tits, and a nice body."
When the owner went back to get the whore, the guy saw a bucket of tomatoes, he picked one up and started to eat it then the blonde whore walked in saw him eating the tomatoe and ran out screaming.
The owner came in and asked what happened. The guy replied that the whore came in saw him and ran out screaming. The guy then asked for a brunette with the same characteristics.
The guy picked up another tomatoe and began to eat it. Then the brunette came in, saw him eating the tomatoe and ran out. Then the guy bit into another tomatoe just as the owner walked in. Just as the guy took another bite the owner turned very pale and screamed. The guy said "I don't know about your whores but these tomatoes are very good"
The owner replied "Those aren't tomatoes those are last weeks abortions"
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